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ehmforce:

siksta:

prince-rylipop:

Rylie has mastered the ability to make hats appear from nowhere. He developed the talent to create physical matter out of thin air and he is known for his overwhelming vision. Sadly, Rylie is deathly afraid of women.

Bahahaha

Zack can become invisible. He can rocket to distant stars using a magnificent dragon and he can transform his body into physical matter. Shamefully, Zack takes harm from exposure to air.

OH JESUS. I AM LIKE DYING RIGHT NOW THEN. AH. OMG

HALP.

M has been known to transform any bee into a horse. Likewise, M has been known to transform its body into gold and they are able to walk to remote galaxies. M has an amazing sense of hearing and they have been known to tunnel through solid magic. Sadly, M endures the burden of being kind of an asshole.

Guys. Guys. I can tunnel through solid magic.

Solid. Magic.

Butch McKinley wrangles with enemies with a toxic horde of fangs that can force assailants to dance a jig. It has been known to view distant locations with its mind and it wields a magical rifle. Butch McKinley developed the talent to make weapons appear from nowhere, but only in extreme kinetic energy. Additionally, it is able to cause its attackers to become horribly disfigured. Sadly, Butch McKinley is infamous for being slow.

I imagine that producing weapons from nowhere during extreme kinetic energy makes car crashes extra dangerous as machetes, SMGs, and broken glass go flying everywhere. In other news, I SUMMON A TOXIC HORDE OF INFECTIOUSLY DANCING FANGS! GENDERFLOOMP HERE I COME!

wendiferous:

curiouslife:

teen-agers:

collar bones are so fascinating

my favorite part of the body

Yeah, collarbones are pretty hot.

And far more appealing than something like, to pick a random example, cheekbones

archive11:

helpimabug:

ehmforce:

bettyboopbop:

edwin20ism:

cityybabyy:

rastainyourlife:

the ultimate goal for any true lover of moraccan hash is to get to the moutain village of ketama. HIGH TIMES……. imma make love to hash??? nice

“these useless details,” Peter used to say, “they’re only useless until you connect them all together”   ._______. okay

“you work in the marketing department of a soft-drink company and are experimenting with a new can for iced tea that is slightly narrower and taller than a standard can” - pre cal book

“well, we’ll,” I said, “perhaps you have- still I don’t see them”; an I handed him the paper without additional remark, not wishing to ruffle his temper; but I was much surprised at the turn affairs had taken; his ill humor puzzled me….. Lol oh Edgar Allen Poe!

“So… this must be her daughter.” (Gunnerkrigg Court Volume One: Orientation)

I don’t want this sex life. Take it back.

“Following each road name below is a figure that describes where to find that road on the maps printed in this section.”

Well, that’s clear!

“Thus, for example, Sanada informed Mrs. Keech on July 8 that ‘The Guardians are beings of UN [intelligence of the Creator; mind of the High Self] who have risen to the density seven or eight, who are UN as the Oneness with the Creator, who can and do create by the UN the casement or vehcile they to use in the seen.’”

Hm, that doesn’t sound right, let me check again. Oh I see, that’s page 44. Page is 45 is:

“This communication is being recorded by your thermin.”

Yeah, that’s pretty accurate.

“He was deeply convinced that this could be done and the miraculous success of his efforts must be attributed to the power of faith.”

Better sex life through Jesus. Possibly the best spam e-mail you will ever receive.

grandmasterflash:

poupon:

Your badness levels are unusually high for someone of your age

oh my good golly gosh

Commander Shepard and Grunt as Lilo and Stitch is one of the most adorable things I can think of.